Hostile Takeover Or Whatever You Want To Call It

Date: Sat, 11 Sep 1999
From: Ted Casino <ch_at_cardhouse.com>
Subject: Hostile Takeover Or Whatever You Want To Call It

RE: Takeover Attempt

It is my understanding that the recent kidnapping of a
Disgruntled Postal Worker in center camp was either part of
a hostile takeover attempt or a misguided action devised to
silence the Disgruntled Postal Worker's main point-of-purchase
attractant who was causing, or attempting to cause, a general
decline in applications at the Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet
through his relentless electronically-amplified badgering of
said applicants to abandon their place in line for a free copy
of the new Larry Harvey book entitled "Larry Harvey Speaks".

This Disgruntled Postal Worker (your author) would like to
thank the Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet for not dropping him on
the playa and treating him with "kid gloves" during this action.

Thank you.

Ted Casino
Disgruntled Postal Worker

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